Spre deosebire de alti ani, in 2016 chiar am intrat sa verific ca nu mi s-a dezactivat contul de Twitter. Orice, numai sa nu raman fara poantele de la Eurovision, care au fost, din nou, la inaltime. Pana imi descifrez notitele redactate la lumina lanternei, va las sa va delectati cu ele:

So basically, District 13 won the Eurovision Hunger Games.

Which one of you is working on a 6,000 word piece on why Eurovision will be the platform on which all future European wars will be fought?

Aussies will now vote to leave EU.

Is it possible Austrians voting for Australians thinking it was themselves?

Russia vs. Ukraine? Waiting for Justin Timberlake to come out and sing Crimea River (cea mai tare, de departe!).

An entire new voting system designed to cruelly raise British hopes.

This voting system is just oh so European! No one knows what’s going on, but everyone goes along with it anyway.

Kids, if there was ever a legit choice to learn Maths, it’s to ensure you can work out who’s won Eurovision.

Putin and Australia defeated. No greater result for Britain.

Can’t believe the Eurovision is going to be our generation’s assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

12 points to Gryffindor!

So it’s official: professional musical people on the juries don’t mind us too much, it’s the public that hate the British.

Germany on 1 point, things haven’t looked this bleak for Germany since 1945.

Meanwhile, North Korea celebrate their 5th successive Eurovision win.

Every Eurovision vote preamble is like the awkward current-girlfriend vs. ex-girlfriend encounter.

The American presenters are figuring this out as they go. They’ve only just realised a country can’t vote for themselves.