Așa de prinși au fost românii în vâltoarea campaniei electorale, că mulți au uitat că ieri seară a avut loc o nouă ediție de Eurovision.

Nu și eu, care mi-am recuperat in extremis contul de Twitter (nu-i zic cum vrea Elon Musk, nici dacă mă dă afară de-acolo), unde am urmărit agora europeanaă dând cu părerea și cu miștourile despre prestațiile muzicale și restul daraverurilor din cadrul concursului.

Până apuc să îmi desciferez notițele luate chiar atunci, vă las cu o nouă selecție de poante adunate de pe Twitter:

It’s the 69th Eurovision Song Contest. The gayest Eurovision of all time!

Did Graham Norton just say that a wheel chair athlete featuring in the opening to Eurovision will have a very „tiring walk” to the venue?

This programme may contain flashing images along with a large throng over excitable homosexuals.

I guess they wouldn’t sing Boom Bang a Bang now cos of all the wars going on.

I just give Israel the win so I can see Twitter meltdown.

This lads singing about the time he was playing Fortnite and the wi-fi went off (despre Lituania).

Estonia so far has been the highlight, who sings about coffee apart from George Clooney?

One peace dividend I’m hoping for after any ceasefire, is that Ukraine isn’t pity-voted into the final of Eurovision each year, even when their song is shite. This year’s act looks like it’s plucked from a Seventies Sci-fi B movie.

Why do we the UK even bother with Eurovision, we will get less points than Israel. Brexit means Brexit.

Everytime I see people from Iceland I get surprised that people actually live there.

Latvia doing their bit for tapeworm awareness. It’s not all political!

Claude, another illegal migrant (despre reprezentantul Olandei, care era de culoare și a cântat în franceză).

Captivated by Erika’s tities, damn that is God’S work (despre Finlanda).

Dis donc, beaucoup de Français ce soir.

Why do Fench ballads gotta be so depressing?

Finland, and now Malta… another country going for the juvenile sexual innuendo vote.

That was fun, now for the shitshow and stressed of the cursed combo of rigged and political voting.

I suspect countries round the world watching Eurovision will know what decadence and decay look like, and also be deeply jealous of it.