A avut loc și ediție 2023 de Eurovision, una specială, pentru că s-a desfășurat în Marea Britanie, care făcut pe gazda în locul Ucrainei, din motive pe care le știm cu toții, mai puțin ai lui George Simion.

Din fericire, Elon Musk n-a adus atingere sacrosanctului ritual al bășcăliei de pe Eurovision din noaptea evenimentului, iar eu am fost la post și am cules încă o porție de amuzament deloc corect politic de pe această rețea socială, cu mențiunea că am și avut de cercetat un pic semnificațiilor unor poante.

A reminder to everyone else in Europe. If you vote for the UK tonight and Mae Muller wins, the gammonry* (termen de argou pentru susținătorii Brexit – n.m.) will implode, or explode, or both.

Today is Eurovision 2023 final so I’m quoting Jon Bon Jovi when he was asked about the Eurovision contest: ”Yeah, I watched on TV. 27 bad songs”.

Europe will be shitting themselves at the big hitters Luxembourg getting back in next year.

This Edgar Allen Poe song is such a banger, it’s actually worth him being dead.

Switzerland, that godawful generic Lewis Capaldi-voice big chorus. Stop, please.

Suiza es neutral también en lo musical.

Poland serving Disney Channel manufactured in a lab vibes.

How do you go about writing a Eurovision song? I’ve never watched before but now I’m hell bent.

Cyprus just lost some gay fans by posing with a sports ball.

That was shit, Spain.

Kudos to the Sweden lass for achieving anything with those nails on.

A ver que cantan los putos tortellini (un spaniol la începutul numărului Italiei).

My small Albanian vocabulary is not helping me here, but I’m almost vibing with this.

Good Lordi (see what I did there), the Fins are officially insane.

An apple a slay keeps the conservative europeans away (e greu de tradus jocul ăsta de cuvinte, dar are legătură cu Belgia și vocea a la Boy George a interpretului – n.m.).

Lo reconozco, Moldavia es mi guilty pleasure.

Si c’est pas Cha Cha Cha (Finlanda) qui gagne je pète un câble.

Ukraine – I think the acid is kicking in, lads.

Germany understood the assignment.

It’s a real penis show from Germany.

Who knew Rosamund Pike moonlighted (a avea o a doua slujbă – n.m.) as a Lithuanian singer. Is there anything she can’t do?

Will forever pronounce „Phenomenal” like Israel. The new „micro-wav-ey”.

Croatia’s entry is like if you put “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Eurovision” in an AI generator.

Mi opinión técnica y experta de la canción inglesa: ni chicha, ni limoná.

Where is the representative for Vatican?

Extremely large pants or no pants, no in-between.

These results will stress the SHIT out of me.

The Eurovision is just a fistfight between the Jury and the people watching it and everyone loses in the end.

9 points. 9 points from THE WHOLE WORLD. Normal service has resumed (o englezoaică).

Sweden won Eurovision so I blocked Ikea.

I feel like I’ve run the full gamut of emotions. Anticipation, excitement, joy, laughter, sadness, surprise, indignation, concern, anger, fatigue, apathy, acceptance. I’m exhausted. See you next year!