Anual, imi aduc aminte ca am si cont de Twitter. Ocazia: Eurovisionul. Pana sa imi redactez articolul propriu, va las sa va delectati cu cateva poante de pe aceasta retea sociala, pe care le-am colectat (Nota bene!) dupa incheierea concursului, asa ca, daca veti observa mai tarziu ca unele pareri ale mele coincid cu acestea de fata, este pentru ca noi, europenii, avem macar un lucru in comun: simtul umorului.

The Russian singer looks terrified. Does the Kremlin have her family or something?

Russian entry „praying for peace and healing”. Is this song titled ‘Irony’?

Spanish bloke without a shirt will regret it when he goes home on the bus.

Aha, Greece. The song is as bad as the state of their economy.

When your song is so bland your piano tries to commit suicide, you’re in trouble.

I don’t think the Australians understand that at the Eurovision Song Contest the music is meant to be crap.

I haven’t been this embarrassed with Britain since, um, the election.

The runner up for France this year was a squirrel singing about nuclear testing.

The Eurovision breast gap dresses seem to be pretty much mandatory – is it some EU ruling?

There’s something truly erotically stimulating about a cracking lady with a decent beard.

We need more neighbours. We have one and even they think we are a bit lame. (un englez)

BREAKING NEWS: Russian forces massing on Swedish border as contingency measure. Putin determined to win Eurovision at any cost.

If Russia wins, they’ll uphold tradition and host next year’s show in their country. Say, Ukraine.

Ohhh, no one likes Germany either – that’s what you get for bailing a continent out of economic crisis.

Quite enjoying the ballistic trajectories from Vienna to other European cities. Very Defcon.

This is the biggest middle finger to Russia since Reagan.

Anyway, I feel for that young Russian woman who must face Vlad now Sweden’s won Eurovision. Give her asylum.

Any man who can pull off a pair of leather pants so well deserves to win. Well done Swedish man, whoever you are.